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The F Bomb

Postby P38 » Wed May 20, 2015 6:13 pm

Ron Marks dropped the F Bomb in parliament today but got off scot free by apologising before being asked to. :shock:

All I can think of is

How the Fu*k can you say Fu*k without saying Fu*k! ;)

I loved the official signer who was translating ..... she flipped the bird when that F word slipped out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry in advance.

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Re: The F Bomb

Postby hunter270 » Wed May 20, 2015 6:26 pm

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Re: The F Bomb

Postby Rushy » Wed May 20, 2015 6:42 pm

It is the most versatile word in the English language Pete. I have posted this before but here it goes again.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."

Besides It's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description
"He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time
"It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business
"How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal
as in "Motherfucker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart Below:

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "Fuck you."
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair "Fucked again."
Exasperation "For fuck's sake."
Enjoyment "This is fucking great."
Hostility "I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
Stupidity "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!"
Incompetence "He's such a fuck-up."
Ignorance "Fuck if I know."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass."
Surprise "Fuckin A!"
Surprise "Well, I'll be fucked."
Suspicion "What the fuck are you doing?"
Contempt "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
Famous quotes.

General Custer's last words:
"Look at all the fucking Indians!"

Mayor of Hiroshima:
"Holy FUCK!"

Captain of the Titanic:
"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK!
Use it regularly in your daily speech.
It will add to your prestige.
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Re: The F Bomb

Postby P38 » Wed May 20, 2015 7:14 pm

Good one Rushy

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Re: The F Bomb

Postby Dundee » Wed May 20, 2015 10:11 pm

I.m always getting told to stop FUCKN SWEARING :D
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Re: The F Bomb

Postby veitnamcam » Wed May 20, 2015 10:31 pm

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Re: The F Bomb

Postby Packhorse » Wed May 20, 2015 10:59 pm

Congratulatory .....absolutely fucking brilliant


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Re: The F Bomb

Postby kidmac » Sat May 23, 2015 11:47 pm

Fucking like
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Re: The F Bomb

Postby andyanimal31 » Sun May 24, 2015 7:54 pm

Fucking eh!
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Re: The F Bomb

Postby dynastar27 » Tue May 26, 2015 4:27 pm

What about this is an absolute goatfuck
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