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Japanese sex

Postby Driverman » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:35 pm

Japanese Sex Story

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this -....... you don't even know Japanese..

You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.... you need serious help!!!

......Sometimes I worry about you lot
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby Rushy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:07 am

You got me
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby veitnamcam » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:29 am

Me too
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby dynastar27 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:44 am

You got me
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby pengy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:06 pm

All of that chat is about recipes, not sex :D
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby Rushy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:11 pm

pengy wrote:All of that chat is about recipes, not sex :D

Says the man that read every last word.
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby pengy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:12 pm

Of course :roll:
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby P38 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:31 pm

Hahahahaha

I'd still give her one. ;)

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Re: Japanese sex

Postby turkish » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:43 pm

uwont noodel wif dat kemosabi :mrgreen:
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Re: Japanese sex

Postby Packhorse » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:06 pm

Uh huh...don't worry got me too


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