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Read if want a laugh

Postby hunter270 » Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:09 pm

Warning the following is to be a cheeky bugger to the .308 lover Brads...


One day, out in the bush, Brads spots a stag, with his .308 in hand, he shoots it.
"Gotcha" exclaimed Brads

Seconds later the stag stumbles to his hooves and stared at Brads and says

"You little shit, you stung me with a .308, GET A REAL GUN!"

After that he trots away without a care leaving Brads with this running through his mind,
"What the hell just happened"

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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Rushy » Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:15 pm

Mate don't mess with big bananas. Ha ha ha ha .
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Re: RE: Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby hunter270 » Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:36 pm

Rushy wrote:Mate don't mess with big bananas. Ha ha ha ha .

It was also hunter308's idea it was supposed to be a comic strip

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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby hunter270 » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:08 pm

Opps my bad i must of gotten mixed up with someone else

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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Toby » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:11 pm

An even funnier story from someone whos actually shot a deer

I have personally shot a deer with a .270 and it did just what you said, also seen a mate do it with a .270 on another deer

Never seen a deer get up for a yarn after a hit with the 308. Just my personal experinces
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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby hunter270 » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:13 pm

Welp this was a bad idea

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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Toby » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:15 pm

Brads wrote:
Toby wrote:An even funnier story from someone whos actually shot a deer

I have personally shot a deer with a .270 and it did just what you said, also seen a mate do it with a .270 on another deer

Never seen a deer get up for a yarn after a hit with the 308. Just my personal experinces


Omg have you shot a deer? Your a Jedi


Haha no but you were meant to keep that a secret
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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Toby » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:20 pm

Brads wrote:
Toby wrote:[quote="Brads"][quote="Toby"]An even funnier story from someone whos actually shot a deer

I have personally shot a deer with a .270 and it did just what you said, also seen a mate do it with a .270 on another deer

Never seen a deer get up for a yarn after a hit with the 308. Just my personal experinces


Omg have you shot a deer? Your a Jedi


Haha no but you were meant to keep that a secret[/quote]

Don't tell anyone but I have a 243, the deer I shot a week or two back dropped like a sack of shit.[/quote]

Dropped like a sack of shit? .243??

Now I have heard it all!
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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Toby » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:22 pm

You probably have a gun cuppboard full of em!
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Re: Read if want a laugh

Postby Toby » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:25 pm

Brads wrote:
Toby wrote:You probably have a gun cuppboard full of em!


You said you wouldn't tell anyone!!!!!!


Oh shit! My bad
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