Thought For The Day

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Thought For The Day

Postby Scribe » Fri May 27, 2016 8:37 pm

This is not a joke. I get through a couple of books a week it used to be more. There is not a lot of books I wont have a go at in the fields that I enjoy. So I am reading a book at the moment called The Border Trilogy written by one Cormac McCarthy. Set in the border states of America and Mexico and it runs to 1037 pages. I am through most of the book and I am not sure whether the author is absolutely brilliant and most of his stuff has gone right over my head or he is quite mad.

But he makes statements and drops them into the conversation like a pebble dropped into a calm pond. Some things he says has you really thinking and wondering 'Have I got the full meaning or is there something that has eluded me here'.

So try this. They are in a bar
You stick with your old dad, said Troy. He will get you onto somethin with some substance to it. Parham yonder actually claimed that a man aught not date anything he could not lift.
Said what if the house caught fire.
Or the barn.
Or the barn.
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Re: Thought For The Day

Postby 7mmsaum » Fri May 27, 2016 8:44 pm

Mad as a snake :)
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Re: Thought For The Day

Postby Scribe » Fri May 27, 2016 9:39 pm

7mmsaum wrote:Mad as a snake :)


I think you are right. But I must be too as I am up to page 784.
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Re: Thought For The Day

Postby Woody » Fri May 27, 2016 9:39 pm

I think both the blokes are deaf.
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Re: Thought For The Day

Postby Gapped Axe » Sat May 28, 2016 9:29 am

Monty Python
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Re: Thought For The Day

Postby Woody » Sat May 28, 2016 1:49 pm

Actually, I think deaf AND pissed.
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