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Re: Xmas Dinner

Postby Rushy » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:47 am

Yes bloody hinds in the shed or yards when they get up on their back legs and start pawing hurts like hell when they clock you on the swede. I have also had a big five year old stag still in hard antler jump over me in the yards and kick me in the shoulder when he went past. That makes your eyes water as well. Animals aye? I loved working with them but there were times when if I had had a rifle handy there would have been a number of them take a short cut to a plate.
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Re: Xmas Dinner

Postby Gapped Axe » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:31 am

Got kicked out of bed this morning by the Bride and missed out on a pleasant experience.
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